Won the draft outright — first in efficiency, first in roster value, second in starting lineup, 6,800 points clear of the league average. Jefferson kept, Nabers at fifteen on Nick’s pick, Chase Brown and Breece Hall behind him. His worst pick cost 162 points, which is to say he never missed. Tight end is the hole: Goedert at 695.

The best starting seven in the league, built on the best receiver room — Smith-Njigba (8,847) and St. Brown (8,255) are a 17,100 pairing where the average team carries 11,700 total. Etienne in the third was the best non-quarterback value of the night. Thin behind it: Kraft at tight end, Lloyd in the flex, and a kicker he had to sign as a walk-in.

Chase and McBride are as good a two-man core as exists here, and Lawrence in the seventh was a steal. Then the backfield: 6,644 total running back value, last in the league by nearly eight hundred. He traded his fifth and sixth-round picks away last November — exactly the rounds where you fix that.

Third-best process, tenth-best team. Burrow in the fourth was the second-biggest steal on the board and Achane is a real anchor. The keeper is the drag: Loveland at 3,784 is the second-cheapest asset anyone protected, in a round where the rest of the room banked eight and nine thousand.

Bijan kept, Saquon at two, a 17,495 backfield — best in the league by a distance — and the third-best lineup. He paid over the odds to get there: twelfth in efficiency, with Kamara in the fifth the second-worst pick of the night. Eleventh-ranked receiver room.

Made the single best pick of the draft (Caleb Williams, +1,138) and one of the six worst (Josh Jacobs, −1,160) two rounds apart. Lamb, Olave, McLaurin is a top-three receiver room. His entire tight end holdings are worth 363 points. Burned 1,638 on a kicker and two defenses.

Drafted from slot fourteen with no second-rounder and still finished second in efficiency, which is the most Nick sentence available. It did not produce a good roster: twelfth in starters, eleventh in total, Parker Washington starting at receiver, and Goff at 942 the least valuable starting quarterback in the league. Two picks on defenses. He is 4-0 in finals, so nobody will believe a word of this.

Fifth-best starting lineup, assembled with the worst pick discipline in the room: a defense in round six and a kicker in round nine cost him 1,753 points, more than anyone. Hampton, Javonte, Nico and Flowers is a real top four. Kyle Pitts in the fourth is an act of faith entering its fifth year.

Made the worst pick of the draft — Bucky Irving at seventeen, 1,711 under the slot. Nacua and Pickens keep the receiver room fourth-best; the backfield is serviceable. The bet is Jaxson Dart at quarterback. Led the league in points last year, finished third, and has the worst luck rating in league history. He drafted a soft spot on purpose.

Blinked first at quarterback and was right: Allen at nineteen was the third-biggest steal, and his QB room is the league’s best at 5,960. Then almost nothing, because his third and fourth-round picks were traded away in November. Thirteenth in starters and roster, oldest haul in the league at 5.5 years average experience.

A.J. Brown at six was the steal of the top ten and Taylor kept at 8,776 is a top-five asset. Jake Ferguson in the fifth cost 854 points at a position he could have filled six rounds later, and the quarterback room is worth 1,365 — last — even though Bo Nix at 107 was itself a bargain. Seven receivers is a shape, not a plan.

Owns the most valuable asset in the league — Gibbs at 10,251, kept for the 205th pick — and the second-worst draft process. Kyren Williams at nine cost 1,355, the Houston defense in round seven cost 942, and his best pick of the night was a backup running back in the eleventh. Receivers rank thirteenth.

Bowers and Lamar are the best tight end room and second-best quarterback room in the league. Everything else is a problem: last in receivers (5,146), last in total roster value, last in starting lineup by 2,600. Took Baker Mayfield at 161, the seventh-best value of the draft, and released him ninety seconds after the horn.

The worst pick-by-pick draft in the league, by four hundred points. Adams at 22, Jameson Williams at 35, Tre Tucker at 91 — three of the twelve worst picks, all his, all receivers. He does have a backfield: Cook kept and Walker at seven is the second most valuable in the league. After 1-13 it is still a major step forward. It is also a D+.